A Day in the Life of a Baby

1. Wake up early with a loud yell, then fall back to sleep

2. Poop three times

3. Fall forehead first onto a tile floor and get a goose-egg

4. Pull a plant off the shelf and get dirt everywhere.

5. Refuse to allow mom to go out of sight

6. Puke on mom's chair when no one's looking so she unknowingly sits in it!

(Sigh. I'm going to my mom's tonight - sans Sierra! It's the dad's turn.)